So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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