my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
try to milk me bitch
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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