So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
her vagine was all disorganized.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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