At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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