Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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