im having a threesome with these popsicles
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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