the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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