If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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