ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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