Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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