I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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