If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
