so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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