Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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