That's when you crack a 10am beer
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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