Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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