oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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