it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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