Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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