just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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