she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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