How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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