doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
