Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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