Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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