Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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