Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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