my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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