There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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