there was a trapeze. enough said
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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