Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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