I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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