This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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