he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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