we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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