We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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