i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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