He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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