So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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