I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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