But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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