There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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