I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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