Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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