my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
