you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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