I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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