OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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