Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dear god my vagina.
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