Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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